Panic!

[Metal mug]

What would you do if the apocalypse arrived on your doorstep? Eat cake?:D

[resnikov]

Do what I do with all unwated house callers, close the door and carry on with what I was doing :p

[Martin]

I would simply say, 'Sorry, I have no need for four horsemen here thanks' and gently close the door.

Martin

[chris grace]

Not a lot.The End Of The World implies it would be the end of us too seeing as we have nowhere else to go.

[Shewie]

I'd tell them they've got the wrong house and send them next door.

[Bush_Men]

And I waked up to open the door and see this?i'm going back to bed!

[luresalive]

I would retort, "could you not have sent whitesnake instead?"


http://www.apocalypseband.com/home.html?Itemid=14

[MikeWilkinson]

I'd lock them up in the cellar along with the 4 Jehovah's witnesses and the Avon woman, oops did I say that out loud. :p

[Fletching]

I'd miss it because I'd be away from home snoozing somewhere nice and peaceful in my hammock.

[Thedalley]

i would pretend to be a zombie and hope they left me alone or i would actually let them bite me i think being a zombie wouild be much more fun than being chased by one

[Comptona]

They would be welcome..with a 9 and a 12 year old son in the house sharing a bedroom the calmness would be quite nice!!!!!!!!!!

[Metal mug]

No apocalpse for 2011, so far. ;)

[Reaps72]

:confused2:I'd look on Google or more likely Youtube to see what to do! :guns:

[comanighttrain]

If it called in the morning on a weekend, I'd phone it an ambulance...

[Dan XF]

With the state of the economy they wouldn't manage 4 horsemen, you'd only get the 3 pedestrians of the Apocalypse and their health and safety inspector.

[cuppa joe]

leg kicks are the answer....and don't come back....

[LandRoverMatt]

eat cake, eat pasty or get the kettle on :D

[bigzee]

If it were the four horsemen with puckered lips, I'd say "sorry chaps you're not my type - but please can I be one of the survivors after the catastrophe?"

[Psycho]

Well, the first thing I thought about was "The Hichhikers Guide To The Galaxy" and the words "Don't Panic" :D
Maybe we will get an electronic thumb too and fly with the vogons xD

No, I don't know what I would do... I think I would take my wife, lie back on the sofa and wait what will happen.

[FishyFolk]

What would you do if the apocalypse arrived on your doorstep? Eat cake?:D

Definately finish off all the cake!

[alvino78]

I'd lock them up in the cellar along with the 4 Jehovah's witnesses and the Avon woman, oops did I say that out loud. :p

lol:happy-clapping:

[alvino78]

"say hello to my little friend!" and let the lead do the talking!!!!:o

[bigpaul]

if your talking about TEOTWAWKI then the clue is in the last 4 letters:"as we know it"....its not one big bang-no more planet earth, its just a different kind of life style different from anything we've known before.

[Rasputin]

if your talking about TEOTWAWKI then the clue is in the last 4 letters:"as we know it"....its not one big bang-no more planet earth, its just a different kind of life style different from anything we've known before.

I must say how impressed I am with your Knowkledge of this sitution,governments pay out absolute fortunes for this kind of insight and so I have forwarded your name to ours. BTW you dont appear to of Introduced yourself as we all do as a matter of courtesy... heres the link, Ken http://www.naturalbushcraft.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?37-Introduce-Yourself-amp-Welcome-to-the-Community!

[bigpaul]

I must say how impressed I am with your Knowkledge of this sitution,governments pay out absolute fortunes for this kind of insight and so I have forwarded your name to ours. !
I see, you are a govt mole then are you?

[Bernie]

I'm pretty certain religious discussions are taboo here so I'll refrain from sharing my views on that topic. Suffice to say I'll respond to the original meaning of "Apocalypse" (from Wikipedia):


An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apocálypsis, from ἀπό and καλύπτω meaning 'un-covering'), translated literally from Greek, is a disclosure of knowledge, ...

So I'd happily invite whoever it was sharing their knowledge with me, put the kettle on and offer them biscuits. :)

[Rasputin]

I see, you are a govt mole then are you?

Nah! more of a rat

[bigpaul]

I was being diplomatic!:p

[Silverback]

what is it with the recent thread necromancy ?

[HillBill]

T^


I'm pretty certain religious discussions are taboo here so I'll refrain from sharing my views on that topic. Suffice to say I'll respond to the original meaning of "Apocalypse" (from Wikipedia):

An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apocálypsis, from ἀπό and καλύπτω meaning 'un-covering'), translated literally from Greek, is a disclosure of knowledge, ...

So I'd happily invite whoever it was sharing their knowledge with me, put the kettle on and offer them biscuits. :)

[midas]

Well the world aint ended since this post was started,N I suppose in another 20 yrs itll all be DITTO,ditto,ditto!
It cant end cos I'm invincable!!!n not ready to go yet!!!

[Rasputin]

what is it with the recent thread necromancy ?

Dunno ! Iwas going to ask you Wayne as your a pagan, lol Ken

[Silverback]

Dunno ! Iwas going to ask you Wayne as your a pagan, lol Ken

No I'm not......Heathen maybe ;)

[Rasputin]

No I'm not......Heathen maybe ;)

Yeh that was it, Knew you had a funny handshake :evilgrin:

[Silverback]

Yeh that was it, Knew you had a funny handshake :evilgrin:

Oh Im definately not one of those....although I am quite pally with an ex Chief Constable :)

[bigpaul]

he might not be but I'm definitely Pagan.:wink: