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Metal mug
18-12-2010, 07:01 PM
Have you tried turning it off and on again? - Copyright Graham Linehan
Bambii
19-12-2010, 09:31 AM
Always works for me :D
Martin
19-12-2010, 03:54 PM
:D Sometimes I just turn in off and back on again to make it seem like I know what I'm doing.

Martin
resnikov
19-12-2010, 04:50 PM
As an IT professional I can truthfully say it does fix most things.
Bambii
19-12-2010, 05:05 PM
As an IT professional I can truthfully say it does fix most things.

As a teenager i can agree.
comanighttrain
29-12-2010, 12:31 PM
ha! As a software developer i can tell you I do this quite a lot.
Fletching
29-12-2010, 12:57 PM
As an IT Program Manager, I can set up a project team to look into the validity of the statement, its budgetary constraints and a timescale for delivery. ;)
CanadianMike
29-12-2010, 01:35 PM
As an electronics technician, I just go with the big whack on the side of the box with my hand. :)

Actually saw an instructor fix an oscillisope I was using in class do that, wasn't getting the right readings out of it and it wasn't reacting right to my adjustments, so he tried the same as me, same results, so he whacked the side of the scope, and sure enough it worked fine after that. So..............
Comptona
29-12-2010, 02:05 PM
All I can say is thank God for lap tops, they are so much easier to throw and a lot less strain on the arms, I am now getting used to my android phone and i cant wait for it to go wrong as i reckon i can throw that even further!!!!
Bambii
30-12-2010, 12:30 AM
All I can say is thank God for lap tops, they are so much easier to throw and a lot less strain on the arms, I am now getting used to my android phone and i cant wait for it to go wrong as i reckon i can throw that even further!!!!

Lol, I know how you feel :D
paul standley
30-12-2010, 09:45 AM
As an IT Program Manager, I can set up a project team to look into the validity of the statement, its budgetary constraints and a timescale for delivery. ;)

As a Project Manager I could run it for you, what are your rates like ? :-)
Fletching
30-12-2010, 09:54 AM
As a Project Manager I could run it for you, what are your rates like ? :-)

...still considering whether we should do it with Agile or Prince 2. I'll let you know. :)
paul standley
30-12-2010, 11:02 AM
...still considering whether we should do it with Agile or Prince 2. I'll let you know. :)

I'm a formal line x line task management sort of guy so definately Prince 2...
Comptona
30-12-2010, 11:13 AM
As a Project Manager I could run it for you, what are your rates like ? :-)


...still considering whether we should do it with Agile or Prince 2. I'll let you know. :)

As a complete a*** with computers i could test it to the full and break it free of charge!!!!
Fletching
30-12-2010, 11:29 AM
...just use a Mac instead. Problem solved.
comanighttrain
30-12-2010, 12:20 PM
...just use a Mac instead. Problem solved.

but then noone will like you....
Bambii
01-01-2011, 06:36 PM
but then noone will like you....

So so true, I think mac's are more visuals. They look nice, I can't stand the operating system its a joke.
Metal mug
02-01-2011, 12:59 PM
So so true, I think mac's are more visuals. They look nice, I can't stand the operating system its a joke.

Maybe we should get David Mitchell and Robert Webb to fight to the death on the subject of p.cs vs macs. :D