How To Poop In The Woods

[Chubbs]

http://www.paddling.net/guidelines/showArticle.html?251

[BJ]

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[Chubbs]

Love it

[Luke]

Step 1: Clear the leaf litter.
Step 2: Trousers down
Step 3: Squat and drop.
Step 4: Cover up and move out!

Mission accomplished :guns:

[nilo52]

PINECONES? , STICKS? , SNOE ? WEATHERD ROCKS !!! Those guy's are "F" in CRAZY!!!
JEZZ ! REALLY ???? What happened to old catalogues, ETC. MY GOD MAN , DO YOU WANT TO KILL THEM ?



Remember, the anus you save could be your own. :evilgrin:

[Silverback]

you can wipe your bum with one sheet of paper....its easy

[Tigger004]

Some quite good advice from these links

http://www.backpackinglight.co.uk/outdoor-toilet.html

http://www.mcofs.org.uk/assets/access/where-to-go-leaflet.asp.pdf

[rawfish111]

First find an overhang......

[Ehecatl]

Some quite good advice from these links

http://www.backpackinglight.co.uk/outdoor-toilet.html

http://www.mcofs.org.uk/assets/access/where-to-go-leaflet.asp.pdf

The leaflet is really helpful Tigger - I'd never thought of going in my mate's boots! (Page 2)

M@

[nilo52]

In days of old an knights were bold, and toilets had not Been invented , you left your load beside the road , and walked away contented. :ashamed:

[Opal]

Crushed chilli seeds, just make sure there are no baboons in the area.

[nilo52]

Gives new meaning to the term "Hard Ass"

[OakAshandThorn]

:shocked: There is NO WAY I'm going to wipe my **** with a 'freakin pine cone!

[Under My Basha]

When using a dug poop trench with 'balancing stick' some joker used to cut a notch in to it...never found the phantom

[ADz]

#Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants..... in an English Country Garden

Then find a leaf and wipe your underneath...... in an English Country Garden

Then find a spade and bury what you've made ..in an English Country Garden

Thats what you do when you can't find a poo ....in an English Country Garden#

[David_JAFO]

hello,
We Armed Forces personnel (Veteran) are taught how to do this correctly, then using 1 piece of tracing paper
(sand paper) loo roll sheet neatly folded after each wipe poke with finger :innocent: or
just go to the back of the tree pitch you loaf, or as asked 'which side is the back of the tree..' :confused2:
Regards
David

[Silverback]

gives a whole new maning to Juan Sheet......its funny as explaining to the uninformed the method for using one sheet of Izal type bog roll folded in 4 with a hole in the middle :)

[David_JAFO]

hello,
T^ It does add a new meaning to Jaun Sh..eet don't it lol!
Regards
David


gives a whole new maning to Juan Sheet......its funny as explaining to the uninformed the method for using one sheet of Izal type bog roll folded in 4 with a hole in the middle :)

[Dave ward]

Ha ha as the advert says "one sheet does plenty" thats all you need. Pop your finger through the middle and...well, you can guess the rest. ;)

[Ashley Cawley]

Step 3: Squat and drop.
Step 4: Cover up and move out!Jees Luke you don't even wipe? :p

[Silverback]

on a recent trip the woodland owner had supplied poo bags..scented of course which are fitted to a chair, fitted with a proper loo seat...do your biz, tie the bag and pop it into another larger scented bag - all the bags being biodegradable of course

[Rasputin]

#Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants..... in an English Country Garden

Then find a leaf and wipe your underneath...... in an English Country Garden

Then find a spade and bury what you've made ..in an English Country Garden

Thats what you do when you can't find a poo ....in an English Country Garden# Good grief Adz I havn't heard that since my kids were at school, brings back memories though

[Rasputin]

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Lovin that smiley BJ....:happy-clapping:

[Rasputin]

http://www.paddling.net/guidelines/showArticle.html?251

Ask a bear

[beermaker]

A bear asked a rabbit if he found that poo stuck to his fur when he did his business. The rabbir replied "certainly not!" so the bear picked him up and wiped his bum with him! :)

[blacksmith]

you can wipe your bum with one sheet of paper....its easy Depends how big your bum is!

[Silverback]

Depends how big your bum is!

Nope...anyone can...as long as they can reach of course

[rawfish111]

For those sites with the old type thunderbox a tin of cheese processed from the ration packs is considered an essential ingredient..... cheers up the guys on burning duty no end...

[Silverback]

For those sites with the old type thunderbox a tin of cheese processed from the ration packs is considered an essential ingredient..... cheers up the guys on burning duty no end...

:) T^

[Rasputin]

Depends how big your bum is!

size of the sheet !