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Ivan
25-01-2011, 05:58 PM
confucius he say while chain swing seat still warm
CanadianMike
25-01-2011, 08:02 PM
Confucius say "Man who gets run over by car gets tired."

Confucius say "Man who run behind moving car gets exhausted."
resnikov
25-01-2011, 08:12 PM
As this is a family website cannot post mine :(
Ivan
25-01-2011, 08:13 PM
very good mike confucius say camper who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Ivan
25-01-2011, 08:21 PM
man who stick foot in mouth get athletes tongue
Ivan
26-01-2011, 05:43 PM
confucius he sayman who drive like hell bound to get there. man who live in glass house should get dressed in basement.
Ivan
26-01-2011, 07:22 PM
right i am the only one contributing to this crazy thread , a couple more and thats it. conucius he say when called an idiot ,sometimes better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt
Skate
26-01-2011, 09:44 PM
Man with chip on shoulder is messy eater.
Ivan
27-01-2011, 11:28 AM
confucius he say man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
Ivan
30-01-2011, 07:09 PM
Last 2 confucius he say . passionate kiss like spiders web,soon lead to undoing of fly. cunfucius he say .man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways is going to bangkok
Adam Savage
15-03-2011, 02:40 PM
confucius say never trust man who lives on hill, he not on level

confucius say never befriend man with hole in pocket, he always a touch cocky
happybonzo
15-03-2011, 06:34 PM
We'll be onto Chuck Norris soon :)
Kiltie
18-03-2011, 10:36 PM
Confucious did NOT say.....

* Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
* Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
* Better to be pi***d off than pi***d on.
* Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
* Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
* Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. .

* "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"