Kiltie
19-03-2011, 01:39 PM
If, over the weekend you find yourself behaving out of sorts ?
i.e.
Eating food of a foreign nature bought from a 'biologists alladins cave' (no reference there to any fast food establishments)
Trying to open the front door of a random house with your key
Telling your best mate " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly "
Telling your spouse " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly "
Making impressive statements " yeah, have my knee down all the time"
Looking at the grunter of a barmaid in (what you believe to be) a suggestive manner
Urinating in a built up area
Picking a fight with more than one person at a time
Then fear not-in court on Monday you will have a good Alibi
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110318/tsc-world-to-see-biggest-full-moon-in-tw-98fda55.html
i.e.
Eating food of a foreign nature bought from a 'biologists alladins cave' (no reference there to any fast food establishments)
Trying to open the front door of a random house with your key
Telling your best mate " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly "
Telling your spouse " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly "
Making impressive statements " yeah, have my knee down all the time"
Looking at the grunter of a barmaid in (what you believe to be) a suggestive manner
Urinating in a built up area
Picking a fight with more than one person at a time
Then fear not-in court on Monday you will have a good Alibi
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110318/tsc-world-to-see-biggest-full-moon-in-tw-98fda55.html